Maybe I should clean more often

Friday night my husband had his annual Christmas party. Spouses are not invited, so I was home alone with the girdles. After I put Sabrina to bed, and the baby fell asleep, I had an urge to just really clean my kitchen. I mean I pulled the stove out to clean the floor underneath it and everything. It looked wonderful when I was done. Sabrina comes down the next morning and is sitting in the dining room eating her breakfast. She looks into the kitchen and says, "Hey. Why'd you get a new kitchen?" I DIDN'T GET A NEW KITCHEN! I JUST CLEANED IT!